Health Quotes
"Your tests results are in. You're short, fat, and bald." Tom Wilson
"Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes." Robert Hutchins
"I've been on every diet in the wrld. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes." Gary Owens
"God heals and the doctor takes the fee." Ben Franklin
"Health food makes me sick." Calvin Trillin
"To improve your memory, lend people money." Anonymous
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