I think legislators waste time on the stupidest laws... a law to make people pull up their pants... a law to keep people from picking flowers that grow wild on the side of the road (and anyone with any sense knows is a freaking bug-filled weed)... a law making it criminal to not pick up your pet's poop... seriously?
How about this? You want criminal? A restaurant that doesn't serve decent coffee! No espresso -- now that's criminal! You want to over-legislate some sh*t? Work on that! Keep the racing masses fueled on caffeine so we can get your grunt work done while you sleep soundly in your feather bed. Gimme my damn caffeine fix. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
*lmao*
OK, I may be slightly amped up on too much caffeine already... but seriously, Applebees only had a "house blend" decaf to offer me? ... uhm. NO...
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