[Ebon]

My friend emailed this to me.

Smart ass answers.

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
I would have given him 100%



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

· his last battle



Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

· at the bottom of the page



Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

· liquid



Q4.
What is the main reason for divorce?

· marriage



Q5. What is the
main reason for failure?

· exams



Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

· Lunch & dinner



Q7. What looks like half an apple?

· The other half



Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

· it will simply become wet



Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

· No problem, he sleeps at night.



Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

·
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..



Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

· Very large hands



Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

· No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

· Concrete floors are very hard to crack.