[Honey]

1. I keep my vibrators in the bathroom: sometimes if i have a house full of
company, I will excuse myself to the bath rm and buzz just cuz I'm bored
not necessarily horny

2. If I am cooking, and accidentally flip a burger or dog or whatever to the
floor, I will serve it to somebody else


3. Once in a dark crowded restaurant I slid my hand up the waitress skirt. I
don't know why.

4. I sometimes tool about town in a tee shirt that says, DYKE

5. Once I got into a fight with my butch bf and snuck out at night when hy
was sleeping and punctured the tire on hys jeep with a kitchen knife