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JoSchmooze · 01-16-2012, 11:15 AM

Ahhh yes....
that awkward moment when you get into
an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are
alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like
something died up inside you.....
And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the
elevator with you.....
And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you......

01-16-2012, 11:15 AM	#38
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	*Ahhh yes....* *that awkward moment when you get into* *an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are* *alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like* *something died up inside you.....* *And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the* *elevator with you.....* *And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you......* __________________ *Live your life in such a way that* *when your feet hit the floor* *in the morning,* *Satan shudders and* *says, "Oh God, he's up!"*