[dixie]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"The dedication of the NCAVP and its affiliate programs has brought forth a national, united stance against GLBT bias-motivated violence..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Housewives of Orange County

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
midnight

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:23

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my phone buzzing with texts

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
10 minutes or so ago, to smoke

8. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember

9. Do you remember your dreams?
see above

10. When did you last laugh?
a lil while ago

11. Do you remember why / at what?
funny text

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
all sorts of themes in my bedroom

13. Seen anything weird lately?
every time i look in the mirror

14. What do you think of this quiz?
that i didn't really realize just how long it was when i posted it

15. What is the last film you saw?
don't even remember

16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Florida lol

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
big ass truck

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I sometimes talk in my sleep

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
oh, i might not ought to answer that one

20. Do you like to dance?
naked in my living room

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
sure

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
no, i don't think so

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
my son from the other room

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
cookbook software lol

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
i don't remember

26. Are you listening to music right now?
not at the moment

27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
an ugly blue

28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
bulldoze it and build a new one

29. Do you have a garden?
not right now

30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
probably not lol

31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
that i need to pee

32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Best Buy

33. What time is bed time?
whenever i get sleepy

34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
nope

35. What did you do for your last birthday?
I honestly don't remember

36. Do you carry a donor card?
no

37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
depends on the day

38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
NOLA

39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
in the last salsa i made

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
yup: basketball and archery

41. What's under your bed?
shoes

42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
sex

43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
at home alone while my supposed gf was banging someone else

44. What time do you get up?
whenever I get done sleeping

45. How many keys on your key ring?
probably 5 but i'm too lazy to check

46. Where would you retire to?
Florida

47. What kind of books do you like to read?
either true crime or trashy romance

48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
2 miles

49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no, but not for lack of trying

50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
yes