The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire
QUESTIONNAIRE
PART I - General Info
Real Name (first only): Jen
Age: 48
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Birth Date: (day only - not year): 6/29
Location: Nashville
Height: 5'5"
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brunette, right now lol
Piercings - how many & where: just ears
Tattoos - how many & where: nope
Cat person or dog person: both!
Job: Entertainment
What do you like about your job?: When I get to travel
What do you loathe about your job?: I am blessed to have an unloathesome job!
Favorite books / authors: So many! "To Kill a Mockingbird" is my most favorite.
Favorite bands/musicians: Beatles, Pink Floyd, Vivaldi, Snoop....I love all kinds of music.
Favorite movies: So many! Stalag 17, Sunset Boulevard, Bordello of Blood, Mars Attacks, Dazed and Confused, Jaws, Carrie, The Omen....I love movies.
Favorite websites: BFP, FB, CNN
Favorite TV shows: Househunters International, History stuff, Law and Orders, CSIs, Hot In Cleveland, Project Runway, SUTYCD
Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Depends on what we are talking about. lol. Ice cream? Strawberry.
A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Dance
What is your pet peeve: Rudeness
Favorite curse word: Fuck in all its varieties.
Favorite magazine: Conde Nast Traveler, Discover, Real Simple
A culture that intrigues you: all of them
Do you like to dance? Love it!
If you could change a law which would it be? Major healthcare reform
Do you collect anything? Books, old records
If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I saw the Butterfly Effect, better to stay in the here and now!
Would you ever have plastic surgery? if I needed it, sure. But elective surgery? probably not.
Your idea of a good meal: Sushi or steak or cake
If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Secret Documents at the Vatican
Introvert or extrovert: In, but its hard to tell, I vascillate.
Dream profession:Travel planner? Author
What are your Hobbies: reading, music, theatre
Do you have Phobias, what are they?: not fond of worms and snakes/reptiles
Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Not sure
What do you get complemented on most often? probably my hair or cleavage
What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? the pain I feel from all the showing off I did when younger
If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? Cleaner air and water and fixing the Ozone Layer
If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Someone who wears really comfortable shoes. lol.
Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: We are all ONE
Do you generally feel understood? varies
Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
probably
Biggest concern about aging: what the hell makeup to wear lol
What were you like in high school? Adept at finding ways to get out of actualy going to class.
Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Up until this point, not really. Maybe someday, as long as I don't have to wear anything itchy.
Issues that you feel most passionate about
: Fairness, equality, racism, feminism
The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my own
PART II: Love/Sexuality
Sexual orientation: Femme Lesbian
How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): Weird
Current relationship status: Single but blessed with wonderful friends!
What you look for in a partner: Great sense of humor, very liberal views and very very very laid back with some laid back thrown in and not too much family stuff. Not quite a hot, comatose orphan, but almost. Must be 4:20 friendly!
The "type" of person you tend to attract: It really varies
Number of times you've been in love: Wow. Hmmm. At the time, it seemd like a lot. In retrospect 4ish maybe? Who knows. lol.
What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How much I enjoyed just hanging out.
Monogamy or polyamory: Open to both
Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My Baby
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes
Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Long Term? No.
Age when you had your first kiss: 14 from a boy, 21 from a girl
Describe your best kiss: I've had lot's of wonderful kisses!
Describe your last kiss: Scary
What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Swag
What trait in a woman turns you off?: Fussyness
PART III: SEX
The last person who saw you naked: For me to know.
What are you self-conscious about naked? Not
When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: Listened to me
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Not Listening to me, Too Rough and Not Listening to me.
Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yes
Do you have any Fetishes: Kinks I would say.
Name your fetishes: Being the Momi, electrical, sharp pointy things, items of torture
Leather - yes or no?: Yes
BDSM - yes or no?: Yes
Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes
How often do you masturbate? Varies
Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Right now, shaved. Always at least trimmed.
not all questions need to be answered! this questionnaire is all in
friendly fun and used to introduce you to us and as an ice-breaker..
remember now.. all in fun!