My grandmother used to bowl and she kept her monogrammed bowling ball in her closet.
The strangest thing I've seen lately was this guy at Starbucks with a mirror on his back. It was probably a 10x10 mirror with straps that he wore around his arms.
I had the privilege of standing directly behind him in line with a perfect view of myself and it was way too early for that shit.
After he ordered and went to await his coffee with the rest of the early morning crowd, I watched everyone else try and figure out why on earth he had a mirror strapped to his back.
