I finished
Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit, this after reading
Fifty Shades of Grey. It was a bit like losing hundreds of brain cells, then gaining them all back.
Now I'm reading
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) by Jenny Lawson. I hope my brain cell regeneration continues, but that might be too much to ask from a book with a stuffed mouse wearing a cape and ruff on its cover.