If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. -Moshe Dayan
You know procrastination is the same thing as masturbation. Sure, it feels great in the beginning, but in the end, you're really just fucking yourself.- (I thought this was hilarous)
Some people say that nobody's perfect. Well I think that everybody's perfect, just in different ways. - Guess who.