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Originally Posted by LeftWriteFemme
Give me three old jokes that still make you laugh
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So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I’d like a beer, please."
The bartender poured him a drink, and he said "How much will that be?"
The bartender said, "For you? No charge."
(this is not meant to offend anyone, but here I go anyway. There are 4 Baptist preachers in my family.)
A man dies and goes to the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "I'm sorry, but your name's not in the book, you've got to go to Hell." The man says, "OK, but can I at least get a tour?" St. Peter obliges him. They enter a long, white hallway with doors. Peter opens the first door. Inside are people kneeling and praying, saying Psalms and singing hymns. "This is where we put the Catholics, Anglicans, Episcopalians, etc." He opens the second door, and people are rolling around and speaking in tongues. "This is where we keep the Evangelical folks." He opens the third door, just slightly, and shuts it again. The man looks at him, puzzled, so Peter cracks the door again, and then quickly shuts it. Peter whispers to the man, "That's where we keep the Baptists. Shhh, they think they're the only ones here!"
And all kinds of bad puns that have been around forever...and Schrödinger's Cat jokes. I love the good ones, but good ones are hard to find.
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Originally Posted by JAGG
GM3 things you failed at
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Patience. I'm always failing at that one.
Cooking is another thing I'm constantly failing at, but sometimes I succeed!
My first career choice
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Originally Posted by shiagirl
GM3 Healthy things you are doing in your life right now
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EVERY TIME I ANSWER THERE'S A NEW POST!! LMAO
Eating better
Exercising more
Managing my stress level
GM3 of the most annoying things people say.