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LadyRieinAL · 06-24-2012, 04:44 PM

When I was young and confused -I had a crush on a person -
This person was a young lad, and was so darn cute
In the summer a bunch of us kids would get together at the top of the hill and play kick the can, hide-n-seek, and some stupid game where you would inhale and exhale as deeply as possible ten times, and then hold your breath while someone else squeezed tightly. It was thought to be cool if you passed out.
Well, it came my time, and I was going to be held by this blonde blue eyed handsome child of 14 and I was only 12 - all the kids made a circle around me and him, and honestly I thought I was going to faint the moment those sweet little arms wrapped around me.
I breathed in and out, in and out, all the while thinking he's holding me, he's holding me, I'm the luckiest girl in the world,
ANd when he went to squeeze, I didn't pass out but instead, I farted, loudly...on HIM......and the kids took off running in all direction yelling, screaming, laughing, pointing at him - ---RIE POOTED on you!!! RIE POOTED on you!!!
Needless to say, as badly as I wanted to pass out, the squeeze wasn't long enough - and I hit the ground, pretending to be completely out.

06-24-2012, 04:44 PM	#57
LadyRieinAL Member How Do You Identify?: Evolving Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, girl, her Relationship Status: found my vibrational match Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 459 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,024 Thanked 1,214 Times in 281 Posts Rep Power: 18359992	Truth or Dare When I was young and confused -I had a crush on a person - This person was a young lad, and was so darn cute In the summer a bunch of us kids would get together at the top of the hill and play kick the can, hide-n-seek, and some stupid game where you would inhale and exhale as deeply as possible ten times, and then hold your breath while someone else squeezed tightly. It was thought to be cool if you passed out. Well, it came my time, and I was going to be held by this blonde blue eyed handsome child of 14 and I was only 12 - all the kids made a circle around me and him, and honestly I thought I was going to faint the moment those sweet little arms wrapped around me. I breathed in and out, in and out, all the while thinking he's holding me, he's holding me, I'm the luckiest girl in the world, ANd when he went to squeeze, I didn't pass out but instead, I farted, loudly...on HIM......and the kids took off running in all direction yelling, screaming, laughing, pointing at him - ---RIE POOTED on you!!! RIE POOTED on you!!! Needless to say, as badly as I wanted to pass out, the squeeze wasn't long enough - and I hit the ground, pretending to be completely out.