The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire
QUESTIONNAIRE
PART I - General Info
Real Name (first only):
Linda
Age:
47
Astrological Sign:
Aries/Snake
Birth Date: (day only - not year):
March 25th
Location:
Malaysia (I'm a New Zealander)
Height:
[B]5'8"
Eye Color:
bluish/grayish with a bit of yellow
Hair Color:
medium brown with quite a bit of grey, currently blonde
Piercings - how many & where:
3 in each ear
Tattoos - how many & where:
one, lower belly, in from my left hip
Cat person or dog person:
both
Job:
Teacher Trainer
What do you like about your job?:
being able to use my intellect, my teaching experience, being independent, helping others, teaching kids
What do you loathe about your job?:
No ac in Malaysian classrooms
Favorite books / authors:
so many! Judith Grahn, Witi Ihimaera, Patricia Highsmith, Janet Frame, Jennifer Levin, so many more!
Favorite bands/musicians:
Joan Armatrading, Julia Fordham, Me'Shell NdegeOcello, kd lang, the pixies, Split Enz, The Topp Twins, Crowded House, disco, electronic/house, celtic, ... and more
Favorite movies:
Strictly Ballroom, Shall We Dance (original Japanese version), Dirty Dancing, Ghibli anime, more ...B\
Favorite websites:
[B]fb, bfp,
Favorite TV shows:
Grey's Anatomy, Smash, Glee, Sherlock, So YOu Think You Can Dance...
Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
everything
A silly thing you do when no one is watching:
riggling my glasses up my nose by twitching my nose
What is your pet peeve:
selfishness, dropping rubbish anywhere
Favorite curse word:
FUCK!, also BUGGER!
Favorite magazine:
Flavours, a Singaporean/Malaysia food magazine
A culture that intrigues you:
Bugis, Sulawesi, Indonesia, they have five genders
Do you like to dance?
LOVE dancing and a butch to dance on 
, would love to go to ballroom dancing classes with my butch
If you could change a law which would it be?
laws that discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity
Do you collect anything?
not at the moment
If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why?
to 1840 when the British Crown signed a Treaty with Maori - I would make it more legally binding in order to protect indigenous rights
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
for surgical reasons already, for vanity, why not
Your idea of a good meal:
either one I've cooked for my darling for a special occasion (or just to impress the pants of her) or somewhere special I've been taken to
If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see?
John Key, Prime Minister of NZ, so I could then leak it
Introvert or extrovert:
extrovert mostly
Dream profession:
what I'm doing right now is pretty good
What are your Hobbies:
bit of a boring fart these days - reading, watching tv, occasionally going to the movies
Do you have Phobias, what are they?:
scared of heights
Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours?
nope
What do you get complemented on most often?
n the past, my eyes
What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? [COLOR="Indigo"]
the size of my feet. Please don't laugh.
If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be?
end global warming, clean drinking water for all, reliable and appropriate sanitation for all
If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose?
Oprah Winfrey would be pretty cool
Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any:
be kind to everyone, torturing and abusing animals is not ok, give to others where and when you can
Do you generally feel understood?
no, but maybe that's changing as I understand myself more
Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
yes
Biggest concern about aging:
diabetes
What were you like in high school?
nothing much - didn't think I was intelligent or pretty or good at anything, didn't know I could question my identity or even that I had choices other than the ones presented to me
Is the idea of marriage appealing to you?
yes, would love to
Issues that you feel most passionate about
:
discrimination, lack of education for girls and poor kids in general, animal cruelty
The person whose opinion matters the most to you:
trying to focus on myself
PART II: Love/Sexuality
Sexual orientation:
lesbian
How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity):
femme/lipsick lesbian/lesbian feminist
Current relationship status:
single
What you look for in a partner:
a butch who's kind to themself, is comfortable in their own skin/body, where they are in their life and knows what they want, is an explorer and an active participant in life, understands and knows their own boundaries, enjoys seeking new experiences (in and out of bed), likes animals, has strong family/friend connections, smells good! Someone who wants to get to know me and is patient and persistent enough to do so, someone who can map every freckle on my body, someone who is proud of me and interested in me, someone who will seduce me to "ingenue"
The "type" of person you tend to attract:
kind to others but doesn't look after themselves, passive (not always obviously passive). I'ma changing that!
Number of times you've been in love:
three
What surprised you most the first time you fell in love?
thought she was my friend, I was surprised when a lesbian I knew teased me about it, this was at the beginning of my coming out
Monogamy or polyamory:
long term relationship, monogamy
Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world?
a couple of months ago I would have said my American ex, but now that I've been on bfp I'm ready for someone else ... if we're talking about fantasy, then kd lang
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?
es
Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online?
yes
Age when you had your first kiss:
about 15 with a boy, early 20's with a lesbian
Describe your best kiss:
in the shower with my darling, told her that she made me go kneak at the wees
Describe your last kiss:
My Malaysian ex kissing me when I was almost asleep after we had broken up, trying to be dominant, too little too late
What are you most physically attracted to in women?:
I must admit a tall, well built butch makes my grrly bits go all squishy apart from that lively eyes, nice hands, nice hair, energy, swagger , nicely shaped lips ...
What trait in a woman turns you off?:
conceit, laziness, lack of drive/passiveness, unwilling and/or unable to hold a conversation, whiny or unsubstantial voice (I know that's not a trait but still ... there's not going to be any phone sex if your voice doesn't turn me on)
PART III: SEX
The last person who saw you naked:
my Malaysian ex
What are you self-conscious about naked?
generally no
When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
either or
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
stroking me - my arms, my side, my neck, stroking is nice, biting me on my shoulders, really looking into my eyes, groaning
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
asking me how long it was going to take me to cum, noisy wet sloppy kisses (shudder), kneading my breasts like they're loaves of bread
Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself?
photos yes
Do you have any Fetishes:
don't think so
Name your fetishes:
Leather - yes or no?:
maybe
BDSM - yes or no?:
maybe
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
yes
How often do you masturbate?
sometimes up to three times a day, but sometimes I find it too emotionally painful to masturbate and so sometimes it can be weeks or months, sometimes it's every day
Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
"down there"? natural but I can wax, trim or shave if you really want me too ...