QUESTIONNAIRE
PART I - General Info
Real Name (first only):
Ann
Age:
49
Astrological Sign:
Aquarius
Birth Date: (day only - not year):
January 22
Location:
La Petite Roche
Height:
5'0
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Brown with highlights
Piercings - how many & where:
2 in each ear
Tattoos - how many & where:
Not yet
Cat person or dog person:
Animal person, but currently owned by two cats.
Job:
Educator
What do you like about your job?:
When a student realizes they can "get" physics
What do you loathe about your job?:
Social problems getting into the classroom
Favorite books / authors:
e.e.cummings, Chekhov, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Pushkin, about any Russian novel you can think of.
Favorite bands/musicians:
That changes way too much. I love a bit of everything, except heavy metal and rap.
Favorite movies:
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World; The Long, Long Trailer; Gone With The Wind
Favorite websites:
Right here, FB, Livejournal, Huffington Post, Etiquette Hell
Favorite TV shows:
Amazing Race, Top Shot, American Ninjas, Dance Moms, and Dance Moms, Miami (if it comes back), telenovelas
Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
Not a huge ice cream eater, but chocolate fudge.
A silly thing you do when no one is watching:
Make like the cat is talking and give it a "voice"
What is your pet peeve:
People who complain about something but never take a solution
Favorite curse word:
Jiminy crickets (I try very hard not to swear)
Favorite magazine:
Astronomy Today
A culture that intrigues you:
Hasidic Jew, Russian, Chinese-oh, you name it
Do you like to dance?
Slow and close with someone special, yes. I also did jazz dance (like in Dance Moms) when I was in high school. Fast dancing, not really.
If you could change a law which would it be?
Equal funding for all school districts regardless of neighborhood
Do you collect anything?
Cookbooks, if that counts
If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why?
1862, in Sparta, Ontario to find out what in the world happened to my biological g-great grandparents and why their children lived with their aunt and uncle.
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
If I had a disfiguring injury, but not just to take fat out or pump up boobs.
Your idea of a good meal
:Really good spaghetti, salad and breadsticks followed by a great dessert
If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see?
I would play in a hippo pond in Africa, so they wouldn't attack me but they're so cute.
Introvert or extrovert:
Very shy until you know me better.
Dream profession:
I'm doing that now, but maybe I'd move it to Saint Petersburg or Moscow.
What are your Hobbies:
Reading, playing keyboard, genealogy, learning languages, swimming, astronomy
Do you have Phobias, what are they?:
Not great at heights, those rickety staircases, escalators, or bugs
Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours?
Not sure about reincarnation but I sometimes have conversations that I know I've had before-I can fill in the "blanks".
What do you get complemented on most often?
Eyes, smile
What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer?
Being shorter than most everyone else
If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be?
1)clean water for all, 2) universal literacy and 3) safe and effective birth control for all
If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose?
The President. I think we'd all have a better feeling for his job.
Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any:
I am Jewish but don't follow kosher. It's far more based on doing good than theology.
Do you generally feel understood?
Not by most people, unless someone's as weird as I am.
Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
Yes.
Biggest concern about aging:
Becoming a financial or emotional burden to my children.
What were you like in high school?
A big nerd and a band geek! Very quiet but liked by people from all groups, though I didn't have a lot of close friends.
Is the idea of marriage appealing to you?
A colossal no.
Issues that you feel most passionate about
:
Education, health, capital punishment (abolish), child abuse
The person whose opinion matters the most to you:
My own, followed by my mature, common-sense led daughter 
PART II: Love/Sexuality
Sexual orientation:
Coming to like "queer"
How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity):
I don't fit any one thing, but femme-ish, I guess.
Current relationship status:
Not looking but open to it
What you look for in a partner:
Kindness, a sense of humor, intelligence, emotional openness, honesty, responsible
The "type" of person you tend to attract:
Until recently, people with significant problems who needed "rescuing"
Number of times you've been in love:
Twice
What surprised you most the first time you fell in love?
How strong that feeling is
Monogamy or polyamory:
Monogamy
Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world?
Platonically, any Russian friend because that would mean I was there (probably)
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?
Yes
Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online?
"Successful" in the sense that we're still great friends today, yes, but it didn't work out romantically for reasons other than distance.
Age when you had your first kiss:
15 for a boy, 42 for a girl!
Describe your best kiss:
In the rain, of course.
Describe your last kiss:
The last time I saw LDR woman from above. It was sad, but OK.
What are you most physically attracted to in women?:
Eyes that smile, a great smile, nice hair, um..it depends
What trait in a woman turns you off?:
Emotionally? Drama, "dumbing" themselves down, no confidence.
PART III: SEX
The last person who saw you naked:
Romantically? LDR woman above. Sometimes daughter, if I'm in the shower.
What are you self-conscious about naked?
Not much!
When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
Dim light. It shouldn't look like a surgical suite
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
Um...not forgetting about my back, making noise, really paying attention to all of me.
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
Not specific to gender: "testing the roast" to see if I'm "ready", asking "Did you come?", being way too rough
Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself?
I was a life model in college, so was painted and sculpted 
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Do you have any Fetishes:
that's personal
Name your fetishes:
ditto
Leather - yes or no?:
no
BDSM - yes or no?:
not much
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
no
How often do you masturbate?
Enough
Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
gadzooks, that's personal
not all questions need to be answered! this questionnaire is all in
friendly fun and used to introduce you to us and as an ice-breaker..
remember now.. all in fun!