(all of these were given to me by a femme as well..... so this is not just a butch thing.... k?)
Interrupted Poopie: You are in mid-poop when the phone rings. Abort it, go to the phone, and save the rest for later.
Mona Lisa Poopie: It's so pretty and perfectly formed, with delicate intricacies that it makes you wanna cry.
Porta-Pottie Poopie: May it be a brand new porta-pottie or you are in for a nasty experience.
Security Poopie: The kind where you have a lockless door and have to keep your foot on the door and hum loudly to let people know not to interupt.
Childbirth Poopie: Trying to push a watermelon-sized poopie through a pea-sized hole.
Houdini Poopie: It disappears. You know you pooped, but it's nowhere to be found. Was it all a dream?
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