What cracked me up today...
After 40 minutes or so into staff meeting...
director: (looks at case manager) write this all down.
case mng: you mean the part about the responsibility sheets?
lesbian co-worker: (to case mng) what are you doing?
case mng: he said to write it all down!
lesbian co-worker: he said to write "lesbian" responsibilities?
case mng: didn't he?
director: i didn't but if it works yes. let's make the lesbians responsible!
Me: well okay but only if you heterosexual males... (interupted)
director: there you go... you hardly ever talk but when you do you always want to talk sexual! Geez!
Me: that's what us lesbians do best! *smirk*
director: this meeting is ajourned. it's gone to hell in a hand basket.
case mng: am i still writing this?
Ahahahaaaaa I love working there