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How Do You Identify?: All Man (FTM if I must have a label)
Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones
Relationship Status: She's my Southern Comfort
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Midwest
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A wife treats hubby to a lap dance club for his birthday. At the club the doorman says "Hi Jim. How you doing?" The wife asks how he knows him. "Oh honey, we play softball together."
Bartender says "The usual, Jim?". Hubby says "Now before you say anything, he's on my dart league."
A lap dancer says "You crave the special again Jim?"
The wife storms out dragging Jim behind her and jumps into a taxi. Driver says "Hey Jimmy boy, you picked up an ugly one this time."
Jim's funeral is Sunday.
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Words are what we hear; they allow the heart to believe what it wants to believe. But actions, actions show us the real truth of what we need to believe.
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