What cracked me up...
the general: why does your drink have two straws in it?
spritz: probably because i ordered a diet drink and you two didn't, so this is the waitress's way of know mine apart from yours.
me: (teasingly toward the general) ohhhhh I thought it was cause mom was supposed to drink from her mouth AND her nose!
the genral: ugh! your gross!
Ahahahahaaaaaa I love messin' with that kid!
