[LaneyDoll]

My ex and I were together for YEARS and while I am sure he knew that my body acted like everyone else's, he never got confirmation-lol.

I had a c-section with my first child and everyone who has had surgery knows, they do not let you leave until you can use the bathroom-THAT way. Yes, I know the reasons for it and understand completely.

There I was, body systems were waking up from anesthesia, I was finally able to eat and beyond ready to get home. And I knew what I had to do to leave. But, the ex had NEVER, until that point, been allowed to be near the bathroom at that time.

However, I was post c-section and could not stand up with assistance. I was literally torn between buzzing for a nurse and calling him for help. It is funny now but then, I was mortified. And I ended up calling him rather than take the nurse away from her tasks.

I think that the extreme awareness of things like this may be Southern

Southern product alert: http://poopourri.com/