Two staff in the back office. One had her pre-teen child with her for the evening.
Mind you, I can only hear this conversation. I was at the computer typing logs...
child: Mom what is this thing?
staff: What thing?
child: This weird brown thing?
mom: Oh hmmmm well it's a penis.
child: OMG whaaaaat??? La la la, I can't hear youuuuuuuuu (assuming fingers in ears)
mom: You asked.
child: What are you people doing with this thing here?
mom: We teach the kids on the streets the proper way to put on a condom.
child: OMG I really don't want to know this from you!
mom: Meet my co-worker!
Ahahahaaaaaa oh the highlight of my evenings