omg y'all. google/youtube ass clapping and twerking when you're in the privacy of your own home. it has nothing to do with farting

and i'm srsly blushing now.
i'm pretty good at doing basic math in my head. i thought this was normal until i played wii jeopardy with some friends and discovered that it's not.
i'm good at crossword puzzles
i so wish i had nomad's time-telling ability. my body and time do not get along.