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Nomad · 09-09-2012, 10:17 AM

new roommates C and N have gone grocery shopping. C2 is still asleep. V is awake and wandering around in the kitchen like there's nothing to eat. in a sad little voice he says 'do you know how to make breakfast?' thinking to myself that every human being over the age of 15 (being generous here) knows how to make breakfast i say 'yes. and so do you.' i hand him the milk and the cereal and a bowl and a spoon. he looks at me sort of blankly and says 'cereal for breakfast? i normally eat it as a late night snack.' after assuring him that cereal is a multi purpose, non-meal discriminating sort of food we have a conversation about his cooking skills at which time i learn that the other roommates have forbidden him to cook without very strict supervision. they usually end up cooking for him because he once set the kitchen on fire while microwaving mac and cheese. he thought the 30 minute button was a 3 minute button. they had to buy a new microwave after that. i've promised to teach him how to cook sooner rather than later because every 30 year old should know how to feed themselves without a take out menu or endangering the lives of others with a box of Annies.

09-09-2012, 10:17 AM	#10828
Nomad Timed Out How Do You Identify?: stone femme Daddy's girl Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: disinterested Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: in my head Posts: 991 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,848 Thanked 3,745 Times in 734 Posts Rep Power: 0	new roommates C and N have gone grocery shopping. C2 is still asleep. V is awake and wandering around in the kitchen like there's nothing to eat. in a sad little voice he says 'do you know how to make breakfast?' thinking to myself that every human being over the age of 15 (being generous here) knows how to make breakfast i say 'yes. and so do you.' i hand him the milk and the cereal and a bowl and a spoon. he looks at me sort of blankly and says 'cereal for breakfast? i normally eat it as a late night snack.' after assuring him that cereal is a multi purpose, non-meal discriminating sort of food we have a conversation about his cooking skills at which time i learn that the other roommates have forbidden him to cook without very strict supervision. they usually end up cooking for him because he once set the kitchen on fire while microwaving mac and cheese. he thought the 30 minute button was a 3 minute button. they had to buy a new microwave after that. i've promised to teach him how to cook sooner rather than later because every 30 year old should know how to feed themselves without a take out menu or endangering the lives of others with a box of Annies.