10-10-2012, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by honeybarbara
Ha! Tart.
BIT LATE AREN'T YOU
*looks at watch* four weeks. If we tried really hard we could have a very fast intense relationship and break up in three weeks? You could run off with most of my stuff cause I'm not taking it with me anyway.
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Tart? Pah! I'm a gigolo dahlink! A good one  Two referees are what is customary I believe. I can, of course, provide more if necessary 
Lemme see, *consults ipod calender* I could pencil .in for next weekend? There's only The Right Honorable Ffyona Ponsoby-ffyffe-Smyff to service on Sunday evening so I'll have my people contact your people, we'll make it happen.
Just as an aside; Will your worldly goods all fit in a transit van? I'd like to be properly prepared.
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Originally Posted by honeybarbara
And if you could run off with my flatmate, that would solve two issues. She's contemplating going lezzo and she will need a place to live.
Thank you for your consideration
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If you pack the flatmate suitably for carriage I'll take her off yer hands with the rest of the stuff. She can rent the green wheelie bin; have you seen the size of those things?
If you could possibly train her in the fine arts of being everyone's Mommy and liking funny, colourful, zany, aggressive in bed chaps before I get there then it would save time and be far less traumatic for her.
 I thank you in advance.
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