My cousin *was* being a genuine pain in my pale freckled ass while visiting me in the hospital....
One look @ my Yankees ballcap, just one...and had a field day in broken english, puertorican style....
--"U know Detroit ees kickin your teams ass all over Michigan, si?"...
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And your Point? We still have hope...
-- Jessss but dees ees deh last Game, right? {heavy on the accent}
-- There's always next year, wait...you're a Detroit fan??....
-- I gonna buy u a Detroit hat, ok?
-- What's your Team...?
-- It no matter, yours is losing, as we speak...
-- *Snort* Let me guess...Anyone except the Yankees?
-- I'm not a bandwagoner...
-- Neither am I....what's your team, anyways?
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....I'm a diehard Boston Fan
-- IFUCKINKNEWIT...!!!!
Shall we discuss the Epic asswhoopin my Team gifted yours....Twice.....in 1 year? The crappy Coach?...
-- Bite me..
-- Oh, now your eenglich ees Gut?
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-- U want that Flan?
-- um....I missed u too....
-- I thought so...
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