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Rook · 10-31-2012, 12:31 AM

Porthos:[French Accent] Stop praying and revel with me, Aramis! I need my spirits lifted. I'm old, I'm weak, my strength is gone.

Aramis: [U.K Accent] Porthos! I'm praying.

Porthos: I just said you're praying. Are you deaf, too? I know you're blind, because if you'd seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes. [Porthos sniffs]

Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of tits.

Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral.

Aramis: Forgiveness...

Porthos: Forgiveness...?

[Porthos farts]

Porthos: There... i am i forgiven? Come on [smacks Aramis on the shoulder] Am i forgiven?

[Aramis pauses, collects himself and slaps the shit out of Porthos]

Porthos: I have come to zee conclusion your Forgiveness is not as sweet....nor sublime!! [rubs cheek]

[Childish fight erupts between the two, Athos enters while Aramis pins Porthos down]

Athos:[American Accent...Possibly Wisconsin] Am I interrupting something?...

[Aramis & Porthos rush to Greet and explain while pushing each other]

10-31-2012, 12:31 AM	#10146
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	This dialogue Reminds me of something I'd do with a very long-time BFF{almost 18 yrs} Porthos:[French Accent] Stop praying and revel with me, Aramis! I need my spirits lifted. I'm old, I'm weak, my strength is gone. Aramis: [U.K Accent] Porthos! I'm praying. Porthos: I just said you're praying. Are you deaf, too? I know you're blind, because if you'd seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes. [Porthos sniffs] Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of tits. Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral. Aramis: Forgiveness... Porthos: Forgiveness...? [Porthos farts] Porthos: There... i am i forgiven? Come on [smacks Aramis on the shoulder] Am i forgiven? [Aramis pauses, collects himself and slaps the shit out of Porthos] Porthos: I have come to zee conclusion your Forgiveness is not as sweet....nor sublime!! [rubs cheek] [Childish fight erupts between the two, Athos enters while Aramis pins Porthos down] Athos:[American Accent...Possibly Wisconsin] Am I interrupting something?... [Aramis & Porthos rush to Greet and explain while pushing each other] __________________