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Originally Posted by Jesse

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown

"The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master." - Ben Hur Lampman

What happened to Bear?

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. --Steven Wright