Oh I love split pea soup so much I could write songs about it.
mmmmm soup.
True story:
I play with spoonerisms with my daughter (
http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoon_example.html) and mix up words for her to figure out and sometimes we just talk that way... yeah we are a little weird. If you don't want to click the link, spoonerisms are just some letter place switching when putting together sentences, like if I want to say
go take a shower, it's
go shake a tower, or
stop giggling is
gob stiggling
So one day I was pouring her a nice bowl of split pea soup and I told her to come eat her sea poop. She rolled her eyes and asked me how I made it and I said it was squished sea horses. Apparently I went too far. Now she won't eat split pea soup anymore. I think she's starting to pull out of it, it's been a couple of years since
the incident but it's still no more than a couple of bites. My poor kid.