At work..
Guy setting up for an event: Hey are you security?
Me: Yes.
Guy: I've been meaning to ask you something? Can I ask you something?
Me:
Guy: Is that illegal? Cause it should be. (as he points to a lady co-worker of his bent over and her crack is revealing and all we see is a string of underwear)
Me: Ummm.. not answering but I couldn't help but chuckle and roll my eyes. OMG!