Me: Is there anything else I can help you with today Mary?
Mary: Well yes, as a matter fact there is. I have some floors that need mopping. Why don't you come over and help this little old lady, and then we can have tea and sandwiches afterward! I just really enjoy talking with you Hollylane.
Me: Oh Mary, I would much rather come mop your floors and chat with you, than take the next 50 calls. That is the best offer I've had all day! Now, if only that paid the bills!
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