The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire
QUESTIONNAIRE
PART I - General Info
Real Name (first only):
Crystal
Age:
33
Astrological Sign:
Leo *rawr*
Birth Date: (day only - not year):
July 26
Location:
middle-of-nowhere, NC
Height:
5'4" (and a half...almost)
Eye Color:
blue
Hair Color:
dark reddish brown (my Irish blood is showing)
Piercings - how many & where:
7 in my ears, 2 in left brow (totally missing my Marilyn that was yanked out *ouch*)
Tattoos - how many & where:
4 on my legs, 3 on my back, one regretful one on my hip
Cat person or dog person:
both
Job:
photographer
What do you like about your job?:
I work for myself
What do you loathe about your job?:
I work for myself 
Favorite books / authors:
way too many to list
Favorite bands/musicians:
too many of those too, but since I own every released track by Rob Zombie, System of a Down, and Marilyn Manson, I would say that those are my most favorite
Favorite movies:
mostly comedy or action
Favorite websites:
i spend a lot of time on photography, marathon, and cheeseburger kitteh sites
Favorite TV shows:
Destination Truth, True Blood, SVU
Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
depends on what it is
A silly thing you do when no one is watching:
carry on full conversations with my pets
What is your pet peeve:
lateness
Favorite curse word:
FUCK
Favorite magazine:
lately, Fitness and Good Housekeeping lol
A culture that intrigues you:
Indian/Hindi
Do you like to dance?
yes but I can't...just ask Wolfy who's been trying to teach me for a couple years now
If you could change a law which would it be?
oh, don't get me started on that
Do you collect anything?
i'm a bit of a pack-rat so I collect everything. Don't worry, I haven't hit hoarder proportions yet.
If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why?
That's a hard one. I have no idea.
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
probably...i need new boobs anyway
Your idea of a good meal:
lately, there's no such thing for me lol
If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see?
hehehehehehe....well ya see, I'm a bit of a perv so I had better just keep my mouth shut.
Introvert or extrovert:
depends on the situation/location
Dream profession:
marine biologist living mainly at sea and specializing in the study of my favorite creature, the Carcharodon carcharias...that is one dream that i had the chance to follow and did not, much to my regret
What are your Hobbies:
wildlife photography, painting, crafts, reading, treasure hunting/scavenging, travel, writing/journaling/blogging, shelling, gaming
Do you have Phobias, what are they?:
extreme fear of heights
Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours?
possibly; I have a few glimpses
What do you get complemented on most often?
my eyes
What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer?
that it does not work quite right these days
If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be?
peace of course, positive changes in nature and atmosphere (does that count?), end of poverty
If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose?
that is another hard one...
Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any:
raised strict Southern Baptist yet shook that aside for my own mixture of a more earthen Native American spirituality mixed with witchcraft mixed with Buddhist principles
Do you generally feel understood?
ha! not even close
Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
I would sacrifice my life to save the life of one, let alone ten thousand.
Biggest concern about aging:
superficial vanity
What were you like in high school?
awkward and bullied in the beginning, champion of underdogs at the end
Is the idea of marriage appealing to you?
eh, it's not as distasteful as i used to feel that it was
Issues that you feel most passionate about
:
anything related to the abuse/mistreatment of animals, children, or women
The person whose opinion matters the most to you:
my father's
PART II: Love/Sexuality
Sexual orientation:
queer
How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity):
queer femme
Current relationship status:
single yet perhaps interested
What you look for in a partner:
a connection
The "type" of person you tend to attract:
breathing lol
Number of times you've been in love:
After much internalization and circumspection....if I am brutally honest? 1 (I have loved them all, but only been "in love" with one)
What surprised you most the first time you fell in love?
how bad it hurts when it ends
Monogamy or polyamory:
whatever tickles my fancy at the time
Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world?
they know
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?
more than one
Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online?
define *success*
Age when you had your first kiss:
don't remember trivial shit like that
Describe your best kiss:
intense
Describe your last kiss:
mediocre at best
What are you most physically attracted to in women?:
everything
What trait in a woman turns you off?:
i despise the conceited superficial people of any gender
PART III: SEX
The last person who saw you naked:
my doctor, sad huh
What are you self-conscious about naked?
everything
When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
don't care
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
it's easier just to figure those out
Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
I'll let you know if you make this list
Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself?
of course
Do you have any Fetishes:
I do
Name your fetishes:
not your business
Leather - yes or no?:
yes
BDSM - yes or no?:
sure why not
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
yes
How often do you masturbate?
pfffft, every other day at minimum
Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
shaved/waxed completely