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Originally Posted by Ciaran
What weddings? This time 24 hours ago, I thought I would be getting married to three women. However, Dixie won't work out as she likes the bad ABBA songs, Espressolover won't work as she cannot play the tambourine and Gráinne (formerly Guihong) won't work as, well, she's from Cl***land.
I made it my resolution to get married during 2013 but my aspirations are crumbling around me. At this rate, I think I'll be marrying Cornelius in Little Rock in September.
Romantic gestures? I'm all for those. Will simply buy someone a plane ticket to London and book a meal in my favourite restaurant here for when she finally arrives. Travelling thousands of miles for a meal sounds a bit crazy but I do find that the best gestures are always under-stated.
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You still have an option for a quickie Vegas wedding after tea and Italian leather.
Only if we can get an annulment and I can find perfect shoes...