Hearing my grandson's story-telling.
He shared that his baby sister was in the Diaper Derby races today and made it to the finals but that she didn't win because mommy wasn't holding her bottle up like the other baby's mommy did.

My daughter said Nezzie was in the lead till that happened... lol.
P.S He wants to be in the Diaper Derby races next time. "Awwwww, but you stopped wearing diapers nearly two years ago."
"Yes, I know, Boobeh!"