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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Miss Twiggy
Preferred Pronoun?:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious!
Relationship Status:
divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: SLC Utah
Posts: 2,284
Thanks: 2,768
Thanked 7,159 Times in 1,793 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854
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Up extra early today and my sister who had stayed out very late the night before comes in and asks if I can help her hide the dark circles under her eyes.
Sis: Wow I can't even see my bags anymore that is amazing I can't even see them anymore how do you do that
Me: It's an optical illusion trust me
Sis: Oh so it is kind of like tea bagging in the porn flicks
Me: (EYES WIDE WTF LOOK) ....had to walk away
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