[Ginger]

Lumosity is just speeded-up games. "Plasticity," my ass.

I don't see any reason to pick my clothes up off the floor.

Abe Lincoln as a hip-hop artist? "Blue Tooth!"

Did C. put mint in the salmon? That was so damn good.

The theme song to the Office? Yeah, it's right up there with the song to Cheers.

I should paint that paper mache angel on my wall. I could use nail polish.

Why did I eat that coconut ice bar?

That corgi looked me right in the eye when she stood up my leg.

A. interrupts too much. But I like her, I see what they see in her.

D. and C. and Death Valley in April. That was the best vacation ever.

Tongues are weird. They don't feel anything like they look.

Jesus look at that guy's body. Dude, you're a weather man, put your shirt back on.