I confess I have not told the woman standing next to me that there is a mile long hair dangling off her plate.
I confess the to tell or not to tell is a dilemma! If I tell then everyone in earshot will want to hurl OR not which would be worse! What if she pulled it off and kept eating? I. Would. Puke. For. Real.
I confess I am avoiding g the situation by being rude and antisocial and posting from my phone in a public place. And, going home hungry.
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