03-03-2013, 09:41 PM
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#4010
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?: Femme
Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,000
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Rep Power: 21474854
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clay
Ohh Ciaran, my beautiful darling:
I , too, have waited, ever so patiently in the wings, whilst you have flaunted, bribed, and made lascivious advances to others. I have watched you fawn over their cooking and sexual prowesses, BUT always knew true bromance would prevail. You have no idea just how ultimately I am flattered. All you have to do is wear those Cavalli jeans and some sexy, high heeled shoes and just be your glamous self..and I melt.
BTW I loved that ode....bats baby blues with naturally long, dark lashes at you...Oh Ciaran, you make my heart sing..and other places as well..it is definitely hot in here...
I wrote you something as well...
Ciaran, oh rambling, ubiquitous Ciaran...
spreading your wares so thin....
always bringing those others within
while I am without....
but alas my man, I win...
so no longer shall you spread yourself so thin...
because mad cooking skills, ironing skills, nor their sexy ways
could take my oh so handsome Ciaran awayyyyyyyyyyyyy...
I love you madly, dahlin'. always yours...Clay, Ohhh Clay
ETA: I know what every one of these words mean.... 
My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting
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You will, of course, let us all know where the two of you have registered. Oh, I'm such a sucker for romance and a happy ending!
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