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Originally Posted by bigbutchmistie
My boss has been nagging all week long about anything and everything. And I have been plotting on getting him back before I left for vacation.. So today on April Fool's I did it...
I know he loves his BMW more than anything in the world. So I hired a friend who is a wrecker to come tow his car out of the parking lot at work. When he got there I had the President of the Company run into our part of the building hollering to him his car is being towed! He ran outside and here come the rest of us behind him. We all stand there and watch as (unbeknowns to everyone but me and the President) my friend loads his car up on the wrecker. He tells my boss hey man we have an order for pick up because we havent received the last 4 pymts for your car. (untrue) Weve tried to reach you repeadetly regarding this matter.
My boss then asks him what number is he calling my friend the toq guy gives him his cell and the work number and his house number ( all of which I have given him prior to arriving) He says no frieking way its paid in full. There isnt a payment owed on it til next month. They argue back and forth and my friend drives off to the next parking lot. Drops it off unknowingly to him and everyone around. I sneak over there in lunch time and saran wrap his car with new tampons out of the box (we are always telling him he is on his period) Take shoe polish and drew on his drivers side window dead sexy and on passenger window just married ( since he never has had a long term relationship and he is almost 50) and on his back window I love __________ (insert company name) honk if you do too....
I drive back to work and am working. He calls me in his office and we go over his check book and have the car place on the phone and they are playing along as well... He is livid. He says what do I have to do to get my car back? Im gonna bring copies of my receipts of pymts for the last four pymts around 6 pm tonight. They tell him ok we will see you then. He is fuming cussing and generally pissy about the "loss of his car"....
I call my friend the tow guy. I let him know what time we are going to go to the dealership with all the receipts from his payments. He says ok.. So, He takes it to the dealership. We arrive receipts in hand to show them.... They approve him of course to pick up his car. Salesmen and office ladies walk out with us... As we walk back to the back he sees it all saran wrapped tampons, and written in shoe polish... And as he is frieking out I look at him and say APRIL FOOL"S FOOL  |
And memories of this made me laugh and brought me joy again this morning LOL