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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss
Okay, just realized you are in the UK, so the Fifth Amendment will not protect you from disclosing more funny stories of a personal nature..... so in the spirit of fessing up I must let you know that I have the required TEN BUCKS and am officially requesting my autographed copy of YOU in your knotty knickers.... I have a Snicker and am not afraid to eat it,  so My Lovely Spinster Crusher, you are not safe there on the other side of the pond...., I have a row boat and I know how to use it....
http://youtu.be/2G7kNLm_ja4 |
Okay, so here's the deal (
see, once again, I'm trying to come across all American in my delivery) ..... I love women who are happy to pay for signed photos of me, even if it is of me in my leopardskin g-string. Totally love it. Thrills me.
So I was getting really, really excited. And then, high on life, I clicked on your youtube link. Some sort of hippie music. Hippie music !!! OMG !!!
Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I cannot stand it.
Until I clicked on that link, I thought we could have a lifelong relationship (whereby you paid me $$ monthly and I emailed you photos of me in intimate poses) but now I don't think that's possible. Given your musical tastes, I'm no longer sure I can commit. I DO want women to put pictures of me on their walls but not if they are listening to "flower power" songs at the same time - it demasculinises me.
The whole episode saddens my heart as, if you'd posted a link to an Abba video, we'd already have a monthly subscription set-up by now: