[Sweet Bliss]

Originally Posted by Ciaran

..... I love women who are happy to pay for signed photos of me, even if it is of me in my leopardskin g-string. Totally love it. Thrills me.

Until I clicked on that link, I thought we could have a lifelong relationship (whereby you paid me $$ monthly and I emailed you photos of me in intimate poses) but now I don't think that's possible.

The whole episode saddens my heart as, if you'd posted a link to an Abba video, we'd already have a monthly subscription set-up by now:

Well, fiddlesticks.