05-07-2013, 07:24 PM
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How much traffic should you stop for a squirrel?
I really like...
that most motorists in Oregon are curteous.
I was driving up to a stop light and saw a woman walking back and forth infront of her car looking under it every so often. When the light changed and I started driving towards her I noticed all the cars around her had stopped. I saw something small darting back and forth in between her rear tires.
As I pulled up next to her I could tell she was upset and didnt want to move her car. But she was holding up four lanes of traffic now. I pulled a little forward so I could see under her tires. I told her to move slowly forward...
The squirrel started to go toward the other side of the road but was leaning to its right side and wobbling a little. He walked just fine but it was obvious he had some vision issues. A nice guy had pulled his van over to the side and had a plastic tub and was trying to catch it.
Yep ... you guessed it... the squirrel ran under MY car.. Well HELL!! I couldnt drive over it... so I waited.. now there were about 10 cars total held up. The guy helped direct my car past the squirrel. It ran to the side of the road and there now was a woman and the man trying to chase it toward the edge of the street...
What happened to the squirrel? No idea... I was finally ahead of the squirrel so I drove off...
While telling Daddy the story... Here was His response...
"Where's my shotgun. Riley we are gonna have us some squirrel soup!!"
Me: "Daddy!!!!!!"
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