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Parker · 07-08-2013, 06:31 AM

Saw Sally sniffing something on one of the garden fences - doing that thing where she sniffs it and backs away quickly like she is afraid it might get her. lol

Instinctively, I tell her to back off and I go check it out - turns out it was a cicada - which, I often call locusts for some reason, not sure why - but if you hear me mention a locust, odds are good I am talking about cicada lol.

Anyway, I am automatically fearful because of all the horror stories I heard as a kid growing up with these things and how they can attach themselves to you, it's very painful, etc, etc - so I tapped my foot against the garden fence and it dropped to the ground a couple of feet away.

Then I remembered watching Lucas (back when Charlie Sheen was cool) - which always makes me think of my college friend, Janet (from the first time I was at ISU in the early 90s) because it was filmed at her school and she was an extra in the crowd - and I thought that this might be a little baby and there I am, kicking it away and leaving it in the weeds on the ground.

I felt bad, so I grabbed a stick and went back to get it - got it to crawl on the stick and pose for these picks (it literally kept turning like it was striking a pose lol) and then put the stick on the bottom 2x4 of the back fence (so away from the garden fence and dogs) and under some vines because a storm is coming and I didnt want to leave it out there without some cover.

Such a bleeding heart, tree hugging, hippie liberal, I swear. lol

Also, now I want to watch Lucas.

07-08-2013, 06:31 AM	#5
Parker Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: Butch. Lesbian. Dyke. Woman. Female. Preferred Pronoun?: She, of course! Relationship Status: Content Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Small Town Life Posts: 2,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,858 Thanked 11,727 Times in 2,429 Posts Rep Power: 0	Saw Sally sniffing something on one of the garden fences - doing that thing where she sniffs it and backs away quickly like she is afraid it might get her. lol Instinctively, I tell her to back off and I go check it out - turns out it was a cicada - which, I often call locusts for some reason, not sure why - but if you hear me mention a locust, odds are good I am talking about cicada lol. Anyway, I am automatically fearful because of all the horror stories I heard as a kid growing up with these things and how they can attach themselves to you, it's very painful, etc, etc - so I tapped my foot against the garden fence and it dropped to the ground a couple of feet away. Then I remembered watching Lucas (back when Charlie Sheen was cool) - which always makes me think of my college friend, Janet (from the first time I was at ISU in the early 90s) because it was filmed at her school and she was an extra in the crowd - and I thought that this might be a little baby and there I am, kicking it away and leaving it in the weeds on the ground. I felt bad, so I grabbed a stick and went back to get it - got it to crawl on the stick and pose for these picks (it literally kept turning like it was striking a pose lol) and then put the stick on the bottom 2x4 of the back fence (so away from the garden fence and dogs) and under some vines because a storm is coming and I didnt want to leave it out there without some cover. Such a bleeding heart, tree hugging, hippie liberal, I swear. lol Also, now I want to watch Lucas.