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Rook · 04-10-2010, 01:36 AM

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star

In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.

Avocado is poisonous to birds

The Pig might have the Longest Orgasm, but the Lion fucks at least 40 times a day.

You will burn about 300 calories during one hour of sex. Add another 130 calories if you start with an hour of foreplay

Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents

German chocolate cake is NOT from Germany. It's named after an American named Sam German.{Ok, but still..40 times a day screwing?}

Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.Never made it to the Finals.

Your earlobes line up with your nipples.{Yes, Yes, back to the Lions , pleez}

In 1980, at a Las Vegas hospital, workers bet on when patients would DIE, and were accused of KILLING patients to win the bets.

The Bible is the number one most shoplifted book of all time.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died from battle wounds; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. {Stop measuring your ears, dang *L*}

Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, was supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11.

Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.{Strange..but curious}

Over 2500 left-handed people a year are killed from using equipment made for right-handed people.

In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired - but she may only murder the husband with her bare hands.

You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.{Hmm, 2 weenies, disturbing}

A serial killer in India was charged with murder. He was only 8 years old.

When a person is tickled, the response is actually a form of panic, as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laughter is a response to panic. {That must explain why I hate being tickled}

Polar bear fur is not white, it's clear. {Yes, but what about those Lions??}

Farmville players outnumber real farmers in the US by a ratio of 60 to 1. {Ok, you got me there}

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command 'go hang yourself.'

04-10-2010, 01:36 AM	#1378
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Useless, fun info. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. Avocado is poisonous to birds The Pig might have the Longest Orgasm, but the Lion fucks at least 40 times a day. You will burn about 300 calories during one hour of sex. Add another 130 calories if you start with an hour of foreplay Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents German chocolate cake is NOT from Germany. It's named after an American named Sam German.{Ok, but still..40 times a day screwing?} Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.Never made it to the Finals. Your earlobes line up with your nipples.{Yes, Yes, back to the Lions , pleez} In 1980, at a Las Vegas hospital, workers bet on when patients would DIE, and were accused of KILLING patients to win the bets. The Bible is the number one most shoplifted book of all time. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died from battle wounds; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. {Stop measuring your ears, dang L} Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, was supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11. Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.{Strange..but curious} Over 2500 left-handed people a year are killed from using equipment made for right-handed people. In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired - but she may only murder the husband with her bare hands. You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.{Hmm, 2 weenies, disturbing} A serial killer in India was charged with murder. He was only 8 years old. When a person is tickled, the response is actually a form of panic, as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laughter is a response to panic. {That must explain why I hate being tickled} Polar bear fur is not white, it's clear. {Yes, but what about those Lions??} Farmville players outnumber real farmers in the US by a ratio of 60 to 1. {Ok, you got me there} Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command 'go hang yourself.' __________________