[Toughy]

random big ass san antonio texas cockroach story:

in the army living in the barracks.....hot humid miserable ass San Antonio summer.........

laying on my bunk in t-shirt and boxers sweating like a pig.....stoned out of my mind off some really good direct from thailand 'buddha weed'....it was the Army in 1972....

I swear this is a true story...

there was this big ass dead roach laying by a locker.....well....about 12 of his buddies come in double file (it is a military post) and picked up that dead roach and caried him out the door.....

I swear on my mother it really happened and was not a function of smoking a couple of big fat joints of buddha weed prior to the incident.......

I could tell ya stories about the candy bar machines and what was in those wriggly candy bars that fell down in that slot....and none of those incidents were under the influence of any mind altering substances either........

really.........

promise......

honest.......