I'm afraid distance prohibits proper response.
I'm tempted to just post a picture of me flashing my tits instead as a boob form of a v-sign but nipple is not allowed.
Daktari. If I have to go to one more polite event I'm going to open my wrists with an electric razor.
I did meet a nice English girl from Surrey and went drinking with her. She yelled at me from across the bar "Babs ya deaf cunt!!! Come back with crisps!"
I stuck my thumb up signalling I heard her but there was a very shocked and curious look from the other patrons...
Sorry. Back to the subject of polite response.