10 Jaw-dropping Absurdities Brought to You By the Right Wing
1. Kevin Swanson is begging you not to buy those lesbian Girl Scout cookies
2. Men’s Righter, Paul Elam: It’s okay not to care about female rape victims
3. N.C. Republican official doesn’t want those lazy blacks voting
4. N.C. (yes, again) State Rep. Larry Pittman: Obama not a traitor (to Kenya, where he was born, of course)
5. Sherman Adelson: Nuke Iran
6. Joe the former Plumber: Democrats are the lynchers
7. Coach Daubenmire: Christians are being bullied into not bullying gays
8. Bradlee Dean, President Obama is both secretly pushing Shariah law, and secretly gay
9. Group of Christians refuse to tip waiter, but are nice enough to leave a note explaining his “homosexual lifestyle is an affront to God”
10. Texas Rep. Steve Stockman: Ted Cruz is a brilliant, heroic, visionary leader
How you might ask can a cookie be a lesbian? Yes, how indeed.
For a more detailed description of each absurdity:
http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-an...ing?page=0%2C0