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Hack · 04-15-2010, 07:37 PM

At least one reporter a year asks the Michigan Department of Natural Resources if Bigfoot exists.

But I call to ask about any sightings of another monster - the stuff of hellish nightmares called El Chupacabra.

The dog-beast hybrid is rumored to suck the blood and life from goats and other unfortunate farm animals and pets. And an Ann Arbor resident claims to have possibly seen one around town.

"...I need to ask this question. Have you had anyone report the witnessing of a...and I know this sounds insane...chupacabra...in this area?"

I decide to investigate.

"Chupacabra? I haven't heard of it," DNR spokesperson (name withheld to protect the innocent... i.e. me) tells me. "Was the sighting around Hash Bash?"

"Possible."

"We get more calls with people telling me they have a cougar in their backyard, but we don't keep track of those."

"Oh, so we have cougars in Michigan?"

"One verified sighting up in the UP last year, the only one we've had recently."

"Oh."

Back to El Chupacabra:

Our reader says he and his wife saw the otherworldly animal stalk across East Huron River Drive under US-23 the afternoon of March 29. Then it slipped off into the wetlands - causing nary a ripple.

04-15-2010, 07:37 PM	#16
Hack Just a guy. How Do You Identify?: Just a guy Preferred Pronoun?: male Relationship Status: Sparkle's consort Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: MA Posts: 1,458 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 807 Thanked 3,775 Times in 958 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Here's a recent one from my work.... At least one reporter a year asks the Michigan Department of Natural Resources if Bigfoot exists. But I call to ask about any sightings of another monster - the stuff of hellish nightmares called El Chupacabra. The dog-beast hybrid is rumored to suck the blood and life from goats and other unfortunate farm animals and pets. And an Ann Arbor resident claims to have possibly seen one around town. "...I need to ask this question. Have you had anyone report the witnessing of a...and I know this sounds insane...chupacabra...in this area?" I decide to investigate. "Chupacabra? I haven't heard of it," DNR spokesperson (name withheld to protect the innocent... i.e. me) tells me. "Was the sighting around Hash Bash?" "Possible." "We get more calls with people telling me they have a cougar in their backyard, but we don't keep track of those." "Oh, so we have cougars in Michigan?" "One verified sighting up in the UP last year, the only one we've had recently." "Oh." Back to El Chupacabra: Our reader says he and his wife saw the otherworldly animal stalk across East Huron River Drive under US-23 the afternoon of March 29. Then it slipped off into the wetlands - causing nary a ripple.