11-20-2013, 09:44 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian.
Relationship Status: Happy
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nat
Tomorrow you will wake up and You will be God.
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I'm torn between saying oh shit and it's about time.
If I was God, I would do the following:
1. command someone to build a new ark so we could start over. Free will has made a mockery of the perfect design. Need to redefine free will too.
2. replace the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit with George Lucas, Steven Speilberg, and Ron Howard - with their creativity and imagination, I figure they can create an awesome human epic.
3. the only stipulations I would place on them would be:
~Snow gets her McRib request providing BK brings back the bacon mushroom cheeseburger.
~the weather and temperature would be to my liking always
~abolish hot flashes. They serve no purpose except for creating more laundry.
~replace the Body of Christ wafers with pizza bagels, keep the wine (for recovering Catholics like myself)
~matriarchal rather than patriarchal society
~men would have wombs. I figure if they want to control reproduction, they should have a bigger role in the process and the booboo outcomes
~abolish praying. The whining, wishing and bargaining are annoying and cutting into my internet and arcade time.
~abolish man made, self serving religion. I figure with FB and twitter, I can handle what people need to know.
~create do overs like Groundhog Day, the movie. Can do it over and over until you get it right.
I just had to account for 1 day right? Tomorrow someone else is God right?
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