[candy_coated_bitch]

Originally Posted by DapperButch

Yes, but today will be tan trouser socks by day and white athletic socks by night! Who's boring now??? I think not!

Originally Posted by Kelt

Woot! Tan!?! I can hardly contain myself.

Black w/tiny little polk-a-dots, to go with black pinwale cords.

Another sock derail:

My partner is very, um, habitual in the way he does all things. (Read: boring.) I am a VERY colorful, vibrant, expressive, and even flamboyant person in my dress. (I'm sure this surprises you all.) But he likes things the same way every time SO much that it carries over into his clothing. He wears literally the same thing every day. EVERY. DAY.

Not as in literally the same shirt that he never washes, but he owns a number of the same things in the same color and all winter all he fucking wears are his jeans (which are all the same), a hunter green river driver shirt from LL Bean, and tan socks. Ugh.

One day he showed up on one of our dates wearing a tan river driver. And I nearly had an instantaneous orgasm at the change of color. And TAN ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING COLOR!!!!! I HATE tan LOLOLOL.

Yet, I really could hardly contain myself with that damn tan shirt. He is starving my poor artist's eyes, I tell you. I need color!

Today: my feet are still naked but I will keep you updated.