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Nic · 12-14-2013, 06:13 PM

(After nearly an hour looking at every tree available)

Me: Do you like this one?

Her: They're all so beautiful!

Me: But we can't have them all. So this one or keep looking?

Her: Are you sure you want me to choose the tree? We've been through them all twice.

Me: It's entirely up to you. Pick any one you like.

Her: How will I ever choose? I like them all.

Me: (laughing) It will be hard to get them ALL home let alone into the house.

Her: Maybe we could set up a rotating schedule and have each one for a day or two and then change so none of them feel left out?

(30 minutes later, watching the guy tie the world's biggest tree on top of my car)

Her: Are you sure you don't mind that one? It's bigger than you had in mind.

Me: Nope. I really love it. Are you happy with it?

Her: (in very serious tone) I'm happy about a lot of things all of a sudden.

Me: Yeah? How many?

Her: Too many to count I think.

Me: Is that so?

Her: Yep. Listen, are you sure you like that tree?

Me: I really do. I love that tree.

Her: (Looking doubtful) OK.

Me: Think you can stand one more thing to be happy about?

Her: Why not? I'm not counting, remember? I won't fuss about one more.

Me: (Smiling like an idiot while I get down on one knee in the snow and pull the ring box out of my pocket) Well then, will you marry me?

Her: (Totally deadpan) Wow. You really DO like that tree.

12-14-2013, 06:13 PM	#16129
Nic Member How Do You Identify?: Male (FtM) Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: I am her North and she is my Star. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Northampton, MA Posts: 195 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,029 Thanked 765 Times in 131 Posts Rep Power: 16841396	Choosing a Christmas tree (After nearly an hour looking at every tree available) Me: Do you like this one? Her: They're all so beautiful! Me: But we can't have them all. So this one or keep looking? Her: Are you sure you want me to choose the tree? We've been through them all twice. Me: It's entirely up to you. Pick any one you like. Her: How will I ever choose? I like them all. Me: (laughing) It will be hard to get them ALL home let alone into the house. Her: Maybe we could set up a rotating schedule and have each one for a day or two and then change so none of them feel left out? (30 minutes later, watching the guy tie the world's biggest tree on top of my car) Her: Are you sure you don't mind that one? It's bigger than you had in mind. Me: Nope. I really love it. Are you happy with it? Her: (in very serious tone) I'm happy about a lot of things all of a sudden. Me: Yeah? How many? Her: Too many to count I think. Me: Is that so? Her: Yep. Listen, are you sure you like that tree? Me: I really do. I love that tree. Her: (Looking doubtful) OK. Me: Think you can stand one more thing to be happy about? Her: Why not? I'm not counting, remember? I won't fuss about one more. Me: (Smiling like an idiot while I get down on one knee in the snow and pull the ring box out of my pocket) Well then, will you marry me? Her: (Totally deadpan) Wow. You really DO like that tree. __________________ "Trust is a verb." Street Buddha.