[uglyboi]

I can talk nonsense for hours. Every morning the first thing Beasley says to me is, "Here we go".

I am simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

If I don't see an important person through the day, I will wear the same clothes tomorrow.

I don't eat anything with loaf in the title. No telling what's ground up in it. It gives me a easy-queasy feeling in my stomach.

Beasley will be home soon so I can start talking again.

I hate to grocery shop. I will dislocated both of my shoulders to get all the groceries inside in one trip.

When both my socks match it feel like I've got it going on!

I am a goal-oriented person. Short-term, long-term, mere dreams… I have no direction or sense of purpose without a goal in mind at all times.

The other day I asked my mother what she remembered about me growing up and she said, "Nothing." *L*